<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#0000ff" face="新細明體" size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 新細明體"><font size="2">病童:打針前為什麼要擦棉球?</font></span></font></p><!-- more --><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="新細明體"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 新細明體">父親:那是酒精,先把你的屁股擦醉了,再打針</span></font><font face="新細明體"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 新細明體">就不痛了<br /> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="新細明體"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 新細明體">病童:可是我還是痛呀!<br /> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="新細明體" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 新細明體"><font size="2"><font size="3">父親:那是因為你酒量<font color="#000000"><span style="color: black">好</span></font>啊!</font><br /></font> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="新細明體" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 新細明體">#</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><a href="mailto:*@!#@@#$%^^" style="color: blue; text-decoration: underline">*@!#@@#$%^^%</a>&......</span></p>